No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorate your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects
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May I prescribe, my friend... the hug!
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Well, you are about to.
Request to the Bandleader is a look at how little value some people place on musicians and other artists. We can see the humor, but the truth cuts deep.
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